I'm waiting for The Artist's Way on the Libby app. A 3hr long listen. If everyone listened to the book and returned it after they were done, it wouldn't take 6 months for the 19th person in line to get the book. Even accounting for busy lives. Come on people! Or Come on LIBBY 🫠

Independently published authors are some of the most stubborn and delusional people on this tiny, purple Earth, and no one can convince me otherwise.

I just realized... I don't like the way the Twilight Saga spoke to me as a teenager 😕 #author #mentalhealth

Mind your manners, Biff. We're at the 4th of July picnic. The whole town is heyuh.

How do you kindly tell an author friend their book doesn't mesh with your reading tastes? #authorscommunity #readerscommunity

Philosophy always freaks me out 😬

I can't interact with people. It breaks me.

Human pride 🌍🌎🌎✊️✊️✊️

From now on, whenever my 10 year old roasts me, I'm roasting her back. fuck it, gloves are off after today. Its been like 6 years of fake laughing through this shit 😒 #mom #AuthorsOfTwitter

Wow I saw a blue check "get verified" button on my profile and thought I was famous for a minute 🤩but then was oh yeah, ooohhhhh. I forgot they did that thing.... so anybody can... yeah. #humor #Authors

What are you doing right now? NO context.

Just like other people have to earn your respect and trust, you actually have to earn your own respect and trust. Did you know that? Self-respect is earned and can be lost like everything else. #authorscommunity #SelfCareIsImportant

I think you have to already like anime to like Rick and Morty The Anime 😐

Yes, Im a young black woman, and No, I still haven't decided who I'm voting for or if I'm voting because I'm a critical thinker and all of y'all have been suspect since 2020 tbh. I don't even know if I'm demo or repub atp

Describe the SCARIEST book you've ever read (fiction or nonfiction) like a harrowing news headline. Me first. Vengeful ghostbaby of slavery survivor seeks closure. (Beloved by Toni Morrison) #horrorbooks #readerscommunity

On the couch disintegrating 🤧😪 and my 8 year old sheepishly passes me these. Honestly its sweet, but I would prefer an apology in the form of you and your little friends washing yall hands more. 😷🤣🤣🤣

What phrase instantly cancels out an apology for you? I'll go first: "But I ain't gon kiss yo butt" #AuthorsOfTwitter #momlife #FriendshipGoals

Dee Dee In the Morning, it is not funny to laugh about putting a baby in foster care! Yall hurt my heart this morning with that one #momlife #fostercaresurvivor

For some reason, "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" has me in a chokehold. Are any other millennials binge-watching old black and white television shows/movies? Which ones? #PrimeVideo #classic

Dear Google, please please please stop showing me temu products. If I search "couch," temu should not be an option ya ho. 😒 #notag #momlife #authormom