This brave trans-species athlete just smashed Usain Bolt’s world record in the 100m. So thrilled to see that the cheetah won. 👏🥳

While I do understand that straight men are simple creatures, they really do need to learn how to control themselves around beautiful women.

When Labour gets into power, the first thing it should do is abolish the Tories. The only solution to fascism is a one-party state. My latest column for The Critic… thecritic.co.uk/issues/novembe…

We keep being told there is a problem with gay rights in the Arab world. But in the entire history of Palestine, there has NEVER been a single arrest for homophobic hate crime. Checkmate, bigots. 💅🏻

I have decided to solve the Middle East crisis with a tour of my intersectional LGBTQ+ slam poetry. If you know of any popular queer venues in Gaza, Iran or Saudi Arabia, DM me. 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈

Fantastic to hear that the Anne Frank kindergarten is being renamed to be more diverse and progressive. ✊🏾 Which of the following would work best? • Queen Latifah Day Center • Michelle Obama Playgroup • O.J. Simpson Pre-School Wonderland • River-to-Sea World of Adventures

I’m so sick of “white saviours” trying to provide clean drinking water to poor people in Africa. As members of the BIPOC community, Africans much prefer dehydration to the perpetuation of white structures of power and privilege. ✊🏾🛖🪘

Unlike other mosques, Bristol Airport’s beautiful new multi-faith area allows Muslims to pray, smoke and wait for a bus all at the same time. 👏 🕌 ☪️ #Diversity #AllahuAkbar #Marlboro

The conflict in the Middle East will only be resolved through intersectional slam poetry and LGBTQ+ empowerment. My latest column for The Critic… thecritic.co.uk/issues/decembe…

In recent years we have seen a HUGE rise in crimes committed by women. There can only be one possible explanation… Internalised misogyny.

It was genuinely disturbing to see Claudine Gay ousted from Harvard simply for being an empowered black woman. My latest column for The Critic. thecritic.co.uk/plagiarism-a-r…

Happy #InternationalWomensDay

“I am deeply disturbed to see that Transport for London has unveiled six new overground lines and not one of them is named after Greta Thunberg (Peace Be Upon Her).” My latest column for The Critic. thecritic.co.uk/issues/march-2…

“Even in the womb, many foetuses can sense their own trans identity. This is why pregnant people often feel them kicking from within.” Its time to transition babies. My latest column for The Critic. 🏳️‍⚧️ thecritic.co.uk/its-time-to-tr…

This is Alana Akbar, one of the fiercest drag queens on the elementary school circuit. Her burqa must’ve been at the dry cleaners…

The public needs to get to know the real Meghan Markle. My latest column for The Critic. thecritic.co.uk/why-meghan-is-…

Western medicine is a white, heterosexist, patriarchal construct. It should be banned. My latest column for The Critic. thecritic.co.uk/medical-scienc…

Only Joe Biden can save America. 🇺🇸 My latest column for The Critic. thecritic.co.uk/only-joe-biden…

Thanks to our new Labour government, the culture war is finally over. My latest column for The Critic. thecritic.co.uk/rejoice-the-wa…