Don't normally post things like this, but...When you are Mick Jagger but the other guy chatting-up your girlfriend is Alain Delon...

man. what is the point theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Hoping the staff will insistently offer you a discounted Terry’s chocolate orange or pack of haribo whenever you order your meal or coffee otherwise it won’t feel like a true WH Smith’s experience thetimes.com/article/ade796…

#BreakingNews British technology tycoon Mike Lynch is missing after a luxury yacht sank in bad weather off the coast of Sicily, sources said

Fascinating story here on how the internet works: Pakistani authorities arrested and charged a man running an engagement-bait 'news' website that re-posted misinformation in the aftermath of the Southport attacks, including that the attacker was a Muslim refugee

This is great casting for that role, excited to see it!

New: The Evening Standard print newspaper will rebrand as The London Standard when it goes weekly next month as it returns to a focus on news and analysis from the city pressgazette.co.uk/news/the-londo…

Peak Waitrose and North London to have a dedicated parmesan area in their revamped store on Finchley Road theguardian.com/business/artic…

Good lord. rightmove.co.uk/properties/150…

Glad the rain has come back, was worried we were all starting to ease into enjoying a bit of sun over the summer for a moment there

Has anyone noticed the cultural engagement tweets have gone bananas on their TLs? Name a film with a shed in it. What’s your favourite album with a green cover. Who’s better, Queen or Barry White? It’s endless.

“This is it, this is happening” Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST) Dates: Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August Edinburgh Scottish Gas

Millennials haven’t felt this excited since they queued outside bookshops for the latest Harry Potter

Don't make me tap the sign.

I think a lot of people would be quite happy with that result

I: "I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything. My God, it's a nightmare out there I tell you. It's a nightmare."

If Ticketmaster thought I was a bot, I would rather it had told me that when I first logged in rather than after waiting four hours in the queue only to be told just as the ticket page came up 🤬

It’s “dynamic pricing” when a higher price can stimulate higher supply to meet the demand. Uber prices go up, more drivers come to the area = more supply. When supply is fixed – and nothing is more fixed than the capacity of a gig venue – then it’s just insourced price gouging.

People will be like, “generative AI has no practical use case,” but I did just use it to replace every app icon on my home screen with images of Kermit, soooo

Love to be forced to walk into the road because of all these bloody lime bikes blocking the whole pavement 👍