mike faist should gain another 30 pounds

Have that jingle JFKs grandson sings in the video where he prances around stuck in my head and it's driving me insane

In a tweeting mood

Has anyone said this was their Challengers yet

Making mother's day plans

I don't care that you're a stoner

him: are you dumb? me:

she’s gonna show kyle how to do a divorce storyline #rhobh

Girl I've been friends with for 15 years blocked me on everything after I told her it was uncool to "like" posts calling gay men degenerate

Queer community keeps normalizing vitriol towards white gay men because they're the "least oppressed," and then when they make their own spaces and exclude everyone else, yall get mad 💀also just because you are female/bi/nonbinary doesn't mean you can't be homophobic. Tacky.

My pug has chewed through my bookcase like a beaver felling a tree in the woods

Brat era

One perk of my dog trying to destroy everything in her path is sometimes she finds books that I have no idea why I have...

Looking for the real thing

every “ironic” homophobic tweet on this website is like “you’re not a brat you’re a 35 year old *spins wheel* ketamine consuming *throws dart at dartboard* poppers addict” and every reply is like “now why’d you this tear so hard siss 💀”

I challenge anyone to show me a worse result on starbyface....like how do I look kinda like a handsome doctor from Grey's Anatomy and Larry the fucking Cable Guy...