There is absolutely no place for political violence in our democracy. Although we don’t yet know exactly what happened, we should all be relieved that former President Trump wasn’t seriously hurt, and use this moment to recommit ourselves to civility and respect in our politics.

‘Murica is gonna ‘Murica, apparently.

LEGEND.

We're almost there, folks.

What’s worse than the awkward “would mind swapping so we can keep our family together” question on a flight? Having Delta move your first class window seat (which you picked so you could sleep for the 5 hours) without asking and making you ask them to move it back. F’g bullshit.

What am I saying?

oop I’ve been blocked 👀🫢😂

When you need a reminder of how old the original Fast and Furious movie is.

First stop in Chicago, because caffeine will be a must today.

Hey Fairmont Royal York. Not to be “that American”, but that was the single worst check-in experience ever. I waited over an hour to get checked into my room. I stayed with you guys numerous times in the past, but that was a nightmare. #BeBetter

One final lap around Toronto before flying home. Clear views today from the CN Tower. 🇨🇦

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Absolutely devastated. Rest in peace, and may the Force be with you.

When you're lying to your mom but your brother already told her the truth.

For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024

Trump: ‘The Cat On Television Says His Lasagna Was Eaten By Haitians’

I actually had to Google "eating dogs in springfield” because I hadn’t heard that one.

“That’s not what I asked” seems to be a regularly repeated statement during the #Debate2024

this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons

I haven't taken a day off in a month, and I won't have a day off until mid-October. #Exhausted