Scottish Labour leader Anas Sarwar not managing to hide his disappointment that no one told him Starmer wasn't actually going to be doing the jacket-off, sleeves-rolled-up thing this time.

Nigel Farage’s “serious plan for the UK economy”?

A twenty five quid jalfrezi cooked by a bloke called Dave who’s got no idea what he’s doing.

Sketch here…

It’s official: Reform UK’s ‘serious plan’ is barking

thetimes.co.uk/article/0f404f…

Labour is claiming the Conservatives have left the typical household worse off by £5,883 since 2019.

Does this figure add up?

Short 🧵...

Can’t you just make all the ones that do volunteer go and hunt down the ones that don’t? Like a massive national game of run outs?

Right who do I know in Japan who wants to help me import one of these yokushitsu kansouki things?

Things that elevate this to greatness:
1. The hard T’s. “When do we wanT it? Now!”
2. The generic bray noise. “Mmmrrwwweeygh.”
3. Just that it’s actual members of Parliament marching on their own Parliament. When they arrived at the gates they got out their lanyards and went in.

No Sancho for Euro 2024. Wonder who the last English player was who was good enough for a Champions League final but not the England team…

Blimey. Have truly loved occasionally appearing on Matt’s brilliant show in the last six months. What a loss. Big (and only slightly begrudging)) congrats.

It was a day of shame, but it was also a moment of celebration.

Sketch here, on one of Westminster’s more remarkable afternoons.

They came with dignity and seeking vindication

thetimes.co.uk/article/f012ff…

🚨 OK, I need your help. Andy Burnham's advisor Sacha Lord is threatening to sue The Mill.

So we're publishing the document at the heart of the story - and asking for your help with a 'community fact-check'.

My editor's note. Pls share.

manchestermill.co.uk/p/sacha-lord-i…

Fire up the central heating they’ve done it again!

So embarrassing in an antique shop when I tried to buy a vase and it turned out to be the negative space between the faces of two other customers

In the media holding pen for the big Starmer speech. Someone could end up in hotter water than they wanted…

“If I could give you a million stars I would,” is such an arresting line of poetry.

I’ve just read it on Wales Online regarding the new ninja combi air-fryer.