Happy Madonna day. Give this playlist a listen: Definitive Top 50 Madonna Songs: From Fifty To One open.spotify.com/playlist/6l1Zj…

If I got a monkey pox vaccination a couple years ago, am I still good?

I saw a spider in my home today and instead of killing it I released it outside.

I’ll eat ass but the brown parts of a banana?

Listening to Taylor Swift.

Both. Why we gotta choose?

Twitter is a cesspool.

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My Instagram will be like “sensitive content, this video may show graphic or violent content.” And it’s a video of Charli XCX.

So… darkness?

Anyone who says no is an insecure loser.

I don’t care if you’re Jesus Christ back from the dead and performing miracles, nobody deserves this much money for a role.

Am I the only person who doesn’t think Family Guy is funny?

I would argue this is her magnum opus.

I went into this blind and holy shit I loved it. What a bloody rollercoaster ride. Twisted and twisty with amazing performances from both Kyle Gallner and Willa Fitzgerald. Recommend.

I’m ready for Charli to win a MTV Movie Award.

The way this was my first taste of horror and I was obsessed. Would watch it nonstop. Had the VHS and everything.

Okay I’m crying.