(Open this to see how cats travel to work in the morning.)

i'm such a pretentious prick

in my dream my septum ball fell out but i couldn't pull the piercing out it got stuck somehow

forgor people can buy checkmarks now lol

if i were a frequent reddit user ik i would be posting on aita all the time and i think it would ruin my life

didn't take my make up off before i went to sleep why is it not smudged at all?? i don't even need to fix it

spongebob smoking weed

i'm so fucking excited for the barbie movie

if my nail polish is chipped no it isn't

i want to bleach paint on my clothes but it's cold and rainy all the time and i don't wanna die of bleach fumes indoors

i keep getting ryan ross content on my fyp idk what i did to trigger this

i used to think mac demarco and fleetwood mac were the same thing and i still always refer to fleetwood mac by he/him pronouns even though i think it was a band

teehee

i finally got a banana fish manga today after years of wanting it <3

my dad is playing blue da ba dee on the tv and i can't sleep anymore

tell me why i nearly licked my phone charger

thought a mutual actually hit a dog on a highway last night 😭 good thing i thought "i'm too tired to reply"

ew why can i see tweet views that's gross idc i don't wanna see that

might decide to not have a crush on paul dano anymore

i think i'm gonna delete twitter at least for a bit bye bye <3