Got a clothes steamer last month and I just absolutely hate it. Pure hassle, it's existence in my flat burdens me. I'm getting a good old fashioned, salt of the earth iron again asap, no more woke steamer nonsense from me.

Used to make fun of people who called Wednesday "humpday" when I was younger but do u know what, I get it now. It really does feel like the hump of the week, of which we are now over. Just a cool & easy Thursday & Friday ahead before its the weekend, how good is that. Lets get it

Just Tragic. #Gaza Six UNRWA colleagues killed today when two airstrikes hit a school and its surroundings in Nuseirat in the middle areas. This is the highest death toll among our staff in a single incident. Among those killed was the manager of the UNRWA shelter and other

Weather seriously starting to feel like I need to buy a new vintage carhart workwear jacket in my opinion. That's what the meteorologists are saying anyway. And who am I to say no scientific evidence like that.

I know i’m late to the party here but how the fuck did they shoot this film?

Respect the grind but i can not think of a single task i would consider urgent enough to do it on my laptop on a crowded tube carriage. Pie chart looks great my bro but give yourself a break! I just know you've earned it

Allegiant airlines charges for a glass of water but you know what’s free? Ice. Now we wait.

Having lots of using dreams recently. But first, let me sit down and watch three consecutive episodes of the TV show "Industry" immediately before going to bed while I try to figure out what the reason could be.

Love checkups at the dentist. They'll be muttering things like "degradation over the incisal area", "structural damage around the right quadrant", "catastrophic rupture in the maxillary arch" to their assistant, then at the end they'll say to u "congratulations, they're perfect!"

Told the dentist to turn the drill up even higher when he asked if I was in any pain. That's how much I believe in my grind/hustle

Mike Townsend I fear that “catastrophic rupture in the maxillary arch” is about to enter my full-time lexicon

It's Friday night and I have been at the movies. That is what life is all about. Let's get it.

Thank you Samsung Health app that runs in the background on my phone and that I have never opened. I don't know what these goals are and I do not recall setting any, but this all sounds good to me.

Get a load of al capone over here

You ever just wear an outfit and you just know you've absolutely killed it. Everything just comes together perfectly and you feel like a million bucks. And you have to simply enjoy the feeling because this outfit will never feel as good as it did today, the first time, its debut.

Such a lovely morning exploring London on my own, drinking loads of nice coffee, enjoying the sunshine, just connecting with myself and being completely in the moment (I have posted four hundred times on instagram stories)

Very goated day. I've had like 9 kombuchas and four coffees and you just know I have been to the movies. If this is the last day of summer then I will take it all the way to the bank.

Mike Townsend “To me, she’s beautiful. Rubenesque.”