plato’s cave is so funny like why didn’t they just leave 😂😂😂😂😂 follow for more funny philosophy tweets 😜

People take *labor* day off? Sounds like another millennial excuse to be lazy smh

Flawless philosophy argument

Just saw that my dissertation was cited in a Routledge book. Neat. I now know that at least part of it was read by more than just me and my committee members.

Omg declan is such a dummy. This totally wrong. What a total fool. This shows how bad philosophy programs are these days. Plus x rays are bad for you.

It's nice but do you have any sans-seraph fonts?

My grad program offered $500/year reimbursement for conference travel (if you were presenting), which was nice but doesn’t cover much. Some people did have to turn down conference acceptances because they couldn’t afford to go.

Them: “I wish it need not have happened in my time.”
“So do I. And so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

Me: “Kids, *please* just clean your rooms.”

“What’s the soup du jour?”

“It’s the soup of the day.”

When you incorrectly use “begs the question” in front of a philosopher.

CFP: Paul Blart Mall Cop and Philosophy.