Not sure if there’s such a thing as an untrainable dog — but I do know there’s such a thing as unthinkable evil.

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.

If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.

If you're under 30, the number is 100%.

Michael Vick went to prison for what Kristi Noem did.

Weird. In 2009, Kavanaugh wrote a law review article specifically contemplating criminal prosecutions for Presidents after they leave office, and noting that this possibility provides a check on a “bad-behaving or law-breaking” President. I guess he just changed his mind for some…

Christina Bobb is the RNC's new head of election integrity.

Christina Bobb just got indicted in Arizona for trying to overturn the 2020 election.

Every dog with Republican owners today.

Trump killed the bipartisan border deal. Pass it on.

Kristi Noem is trash.

Decades with hunting- and bird-dogs, and the number I've killed because they were chicken-sharp or had too much prey drive is ZERO. Puppies need slow exposure to birds, and bird-scent.

She killed a puppy because she was lazy at training bird dogs, not…

Trump had BOTH Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal in his contacts — his own assistant, Rhona Graff, confirmed in testimony today

Can you guess which one was the one-night stand and which one was the year-long affair?

TODAY in the Trump trial

During the David Pecker testimony, jurors were on the edge of their seats, leaning forward, paying close attention, and taking notes.

Prosecution definitely won the week and got the trial off to a very good start.

TODAY: Trump’s ex-assistant Rhona Graff confirmed that Stormy Daniels visited Trump Tower — and that Trump had cell phone numbers for both Stormy and for Karen McDougal.

Brick by brick by brick. That’s how to win a case.

Of course Clarence Thomas and his friends want Trump to be immune from prosecution for January 6

Ginni Thomas is a material witness at best — and possibly a co-conspirator

George Santos stole puppies.

Kristi Noem, not to be outdone, shot and killed her puppy.

The brutality of MAGA is not a bug — it’s a feature.

Again - STOP calling it 'the hush money case'

It is the CAMPAIGN COVER-UP CASE.

THAT is the crime here: Donald Trump's coordinated cover-up of campaign finance violations -- over $400,000 in unreported contributions to his presidential campaign.

SURPRISE WITNESS: Trump exec asst Rhona Graff is suddenly on the stand.

She was one of Trump’s closest lieutenants for decades

Critically — Trump doesn’t use email; Graff was the conduit for all Trump email

He didn’t leave a paper trail — but Graff WAS Trump’s paper trail

UPDATE — Donald Trump claims he wants to debate Joe Biden TONIGHT, then returns to court after lunch break at his NY criminal trial, where he will very shortly fall asleep.