Good morning to everyone except the former Whataburger Twitter admin

Hey y’all? We were literally just excited to watch two teams we sponsor. It’s gonna be okay.

We feel like a proud parent tonight so we can’t pick. Y’all got the OKC THUNDER or Dallas Mavericks??

Do you pronounce it “carmel” or are you wrong?

Office Order

Jonathan - Chicken Strips, Fries, Honey Mustard
Amy - Avocado Bacon Burg, onion rings
Brennan- Cobb salad with Whatachicken, no bacon, honey mustard
Kevin from Accounting - same but with grilled chicken
THE ALL SEEING EYE - Grilled chicken sammie, just the sammie…

All I’m saying is we dropped our Bacon Steakhouse DOUBLE and then Taylor does this…coincidence??

Currently hiring a full time employee as head decoder of Taylor Swift easter eggs.

For the last time, no you cannot claim fries as individual depedents on your taxes. Stop asking.

When your love language is physical touch so you’re always holding a Patty Melt with two hands

Turn around briiiight eyes…

I wonder if the moon knows she’s that girl right now 🌚

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One thing that’s not different: deliciousness.

The ALL-NEW Bacon Steakhouse Double combines two fresh, 100% beef patties and two slices of melted aged cheddar topped with smoky bacon, crispy fried onions, and tangy steak sauce, all on a toasted bun 🥩 🧀 🥓

4.2.24

Forecast looks great for today.

The forecast:

After that *NSYNC reunion I will now be passing away. Nice knowing yall.

I like using two french fries as chopsticks to eat my other french fries

unrelated, but do you know any good therapists?