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1/3 A horse walks into a bar and orders a beer. The Barkeep says to him "hey, you're in here a lot. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?" The horse replies "No, I don't think I am" and disappears with a pop.

11yo: "You know, Dad-" Me:

Crowdstrike : its fine u just have to manually visit the PC boot it into safe mode and remove a sys file US Organization with 50,000 pcs and a completely outsourced IT department in Bangalore : what

I am begging you all to realize that the reason you can joke about Y2K today is because there was a massive mobilization of people who worked their butts off to ensure the kind of things that are happening today didn’t happen when 1999 became 2000.

I feel these investors are the dumbest folks on earth. It's one thing to fall for one Big Tech Grift in three years, but three? First Metaverse, then NFTs, & now AI? At what point do they let a random person from the street try because I'll bet you they outperform this.

Not quite sure how to say this, but I am going to try. I was a combat arms army sergeant who spent years leading paratroopers. The perception is that we are heartless bastards who just bark orders to automatons. The reality is we lead some of the nations best and brightest 1/8

The Russian army has gone from the second most powerful army in the world, to the second most powerful army in Ukraine to the second most powerful army in a Russia to the second most powerful army in Kursk Oblast. I remain a master strategist.

I hope everyone loses their shirt🫶

I hope "release a ton of MARADMINs after sunset on a Saturday night" gets some kind of comp time.

I’m not sure what to say about Pistols, Piglets & Poultry (Ethan) passing. If you or someone you know is struggling, there’s 24/7 resources. Call or text 988. Are use the resources at this website: 988lifeline.org/?utm_source=go…

I have been told to stop stealing muffins from the bakery. Unfortunately, it’s the only way to keep my lucrative muffin stand in business. Everyone is fine with this.

In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Latin mass, biscuits and gravy at Bob Evans, and then down to the old Russian content factory to make six figures trashing America’s democratic institutions. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.

Does the ugly baby hippo have a name?

I would give up access to AI forever in return for a Google search function that worked like it did 10 years ago