Don't believe the hype - It’s a SEQUEL!
As an equal, can I get this through to you?
False media!
Their pens and pads I'll snatch
'Cause I've had it
I'm not an addict fiendin' for static
I'll see their tape recorder and grab it
No, you can't have it back silly rabbit
-Public Enemy
I have questions about Tortoise Media’s questions
Where again am I on the web? Where’s Charlotte? Next to Templeton?
Who’s “Frank”?
Should “Russian Propaganda Experts” put 3 “very’s” in a row?
Do they expert better than they talk?
More “unheard of” than Tortoise’s funders?
Propaganda Translator
“Rather unheard of character” from Tortoise Media’s Russian Propaganda Expert = “unknown attorney” from the counterclaim where the Russian Bot argument was first floated.
“Stop trying to make ‘Fetch’ happen! It’s not going to happen!”
-Mean Girls
Tortoise Media’s 6 part “who trolled Amber” will be an investigative tour de force.
Unnamed “intelligence analysts” will detail that time Pol Pot and I solved Wordle in 2 and my fantasy football team with Idi Amin.
“That’s right Iceman…I am dangerous!”
-Maverick, Top Gun
It’s subtle, and between the lines, but I’m picking up “dangerous” vibes.
This “NBC journalist” is in no way Kat Tenbarge who is on the trailer.
“Not technically against any rules and not technically illegal” is also a description of driving when the light turns green.
Right wing Chilean politicians?!
I met a Chilean Sea Bass last night
The sentient, alert humans you call “trolls” and “bots” are real people, many of them real abuse victims, who would like truth, reality and the facts back.
Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ a thing for politricks
Mainstream media asserts - for $ and Politricks - that THE PEOPLE are not real, and the EVIDENCE and TESTIMONY that millions of those real people witnessed with their own real eyes was not real.
#Propaganda
“Who gave the order?”
-Wyclef Jean
“He attacked witnesses, he attacked us (legal team)..unlike anything I have ever seen from a lawyer” says Jennifer Robinson, the lawyer who, ironically, penned an attack book post-trial faux attacking me.
“Or did I miss again?
I think I missed again!
Oh oh!!!”
-Phil Collins
Your first patient (Yeah)
Is suffering from a lack of concepts (Uh-huh)
Originality (Ugh)
His flow is weak (Another one)
And he has no style (Ugh)
You are so fake so picture me like a gallery
Capture what I say, all I need is one mic, all I need is one take
-Dr Carter, Lil Wayne
Episode 3 reveals the influence hobgoblins, druids and trolls have on politics, juries and the price of marshmallows.
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
-Hitchhikers Guide
J Robinson’s public utterance: “Tortoise Media investigation showing it [public opinion] was largely inauthentic activity”
“Investigation”!?
“Showing”!?
“Largely”!?
“Inauthentic”!?
“Words to memorize
Words hypnotize
Words make my mouth exercise”
-Violent Femmes, Add it Up
A Cambridge professor supplying a wafer thin veneer of academic sheen to this wacky disinformation klatch among buck chasers.
Join them from 1830-1930 BS Time
“You should enter it in festivals.
….or Carnivals!!”
-Kevin Malone, The Office