I'm not made for 22°C. Give me 12 and I'm happy.

The west is destroying itself by hiding the truth from the people.
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I hope no one from Britain or Ireland watchers the Eurovision crap. Send a message to these ideological pushers that we won't stand for it. Be them pushing rainbow crap or antisemitism. We win by not listening.

A challenge to MaryCate Delvey accept my challenge “cunty”…or you’re no woman. Ya nevah have been! I’m more woman than you! Fight me, cunty!!!

May The 4th is just another day.

The nightmare of the dog chasing flies around the house has started.

Why does it take two days to find out who was voted London mayor?

Let's see what percentage of London are Masochists.

I wonder if the Olympics still happen in France now? It's obviously not safe.

I hear hundreds of Afghan migrants are rioting in Paris and setting fires. Are the MSM covering this?

If you want real change in this country, don't vote Tory or Labour. Vote for a new party. What people do by only voting for these two and hoping things will change is really insanity. An insanity brainwashed into you. Break the cycle.

What a boring world it would be if farts didn't smell.

The worst thing about the coming of summer. Fnn flies.

I hear OJ Simpson has died. Jokes coming later.

It's been pissing down for days, and I bet we will still need hose pipe bans in the summer.

I think the north should get all their excavating machines a dig a large trench from the right to the left of this country. Just above Manchester. Let sea divide us.