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beautiful women (me) should not have to venture to Brighton, Colorado and yet here I am

I just had to pull over and puke in parking lot of the Rico pollo next door to this and made eye contact with the Arby’s cowboy hat the entire time I was throwing up so we can no longer do back shots here sorry everyone

fresh blowout and spray tan…the sun is shining, the sky is blue. life is suddenly worth living

i lied! there’s no sex. Now come watch these horse hooves trimmings and rug cleaning tiktoks with me

moo deng is a queen but I can’t believe ppl are writing shit like this but I could not get hired in the journalism space with a journalism degree like TIME posted this?!!!!!? A 16 year old girl with access to Tik Tok could’ve posted this URGH

Nothing more annoying than when u order from a place and get their house special hot sauce and they’re like “are you sure? It’s reaallllly hot” and then it’s like not at all

💚✅🔫🌲🌴🐸☘️🐍🌿

threw up outside of the bar last night (don’t wanna talk abt it) but this man brought me a water and then asked if I wanted coke???? He goes “straight from Miami!!” sir there is Cabernet coming out of my nostrils does this look like a good time for a line to you?

dudes rock

Brian Kelly still killed a kid

the white uniforms are soooooo clean im obsessed

Road Rebs get the W ‼️

betting is so stupid why am I rooting for the browns rn

just found out that time makes you bolder, even children get older, and I’m getting older too

super MAGA cousin just made this his Facebook profile pic ://

booking myself a massage the Monday after a wedding was the smartest thing I’ve ever done in my life

plane leaves at 12:20 am. Can I get to the airport at like 11:15 then?? Surely there will be a total of 6 people there

girl from my HS posting drama with her baby daddy’s mom on Facebook let’s goooo!!!!!! there’s even screenshots this is what I live for!!!

thinking about her (not letting fucking idiots I don’t follow to reply to this because any slander about subway will get you blocked so quick)

there are 6 people here but LDM gets to drink on the company tab so goooo Rockies!