Twitter Beğeni Hilesi

Find me a better group chat name. I’ll wait

Yeah it’s a Rainbow Brite jumper, what of it?

Hahaha, that annoying MRA off TikTok with the big nostrils (no not that one, the other one. Alex), has said he’s closing his account now misogyny is being made a hate crime. MRA my ass

WE WANT LABOUR TO BE RADICAL AND SHAKE UP THE SYSTEM! Labour means-tests a winter fuel payment that’s available to all pensioners NO NOT LIKE THAT

This sums up having kids

Can we stop saying people give us ‘butterflies’? That feeling is your CNS saying ‘I recognise this feeling and it’s not good’.

Why do people have such a hard time understanding that privilege and hardship can coexist in one person at the same time?

Parenthood

Winter’s here bitches

Looking around a secondary school for the twins on Thursday. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

Who the hell is that bloke on Celebrity Masterchef that looks like Elvis?!??

Get the Zara Midi-dresses I’m selling on @VintedUK. Size M / 10 for £7.00! vinted.co.uk/items/49880417…

Get the Jaeger Knee-length skirts I’m selling on @VintedUK. Size M / 10 for £9.00! vinted.co.uk/items/49325271…

Get the Jaeger Midi skirts I’m selling on @VintedUK. Size M / 10 for £8.00! vinted.co.uk/items/49325117…

Imagine being in Trumps comms team

Kamala is now in my girl gang with Gillian Anderson, Angela Rayner, Olivia Coleman, Deborah Meaden, Nigella Lawson, Alison Hammond and Phoebe Waller-Bridge

Maybe stop believing things people on Twitter say about other people on twitter?

When I say dry, I mean DRY instagram.com/reel/C6jiqaXoV…

It’s like trying to explain what Norway is to a dog

Don’t get a cat