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This DBacks/Dodgers game has had everything, and it's still only the first inning.

Watching the Notre Dame/A&M game with no rooting interest beyond who'd it be funnier for to lose in week one. Will be watching LSU/USC tomorrow the same way.

Torey bringing in Martinez with runners at second and third, and Del Castillo behind the plate, might as well give a toddler some matches and a full gas can

Loses every game he goes to, amazing

Sports bettors are now 16-2 since 2017 when betting the moneyline against teams Ted Cruz shows up to support in person. They would have profited $2,461 if they placed a $100 bet on each game.

Don’t give up yet, Aggie fans. Kari Lake has filed a lawsuit against Notre Dame.

Double shooting this morning about six blocks away, suspect apparently ran into my neighborhood, multiple helicopters overhead and cops everywhere, guess that yard work is gonna have to wait another couple weeks. Love this city living.

I bet my tree trimmers thought this was funny, smdh

Just 86’d a guy out of a bar I don’t even work at, happy Labor Day folks

It's Labor Day, the official end of summer. Let's enjoy a piping hot pumpkin spice latte in this brisk 112 degree fall air.

Unsponsored, unsolicited Phoenix business shout out: Took a field trip deep into the Avenues, figured a holiday Monday morning would be ok, and did a fat man’s surf n turf double lunch at Ta’Carbon and its neighbor Mariscos La Phoenikera. Phenomenal. Bring your Espanol, tho.

Time yet again for my annual fantasy draft, where I always manage to pick a team of pro bowlers, but from five years ago

Hey Arizona Secretary of State can you confirm whether “Danny Donkey Teeth” has qualified for the November ballot? Could be LD4, 5, or 8 considering sign location. Thanks.

discovered another tiktok money glitch: you walk into a store with a pistol and demand the cash out of the register. they usually give it to you!

(lets the Dodgers series wash off of me, like crying while standing in a prolonged rainstorm, then going inside and changing into warm clothes and having a bowl of soup) ok @dbacks, I’m ready to love again, let’s do this

Getting weird, it’s Little Feat and Marshall Tucker night in the yard, can’t you see

you don't need to go undercover to learn NFL fans are dumb violent alcoholics, I mean I had season tickets for 15 years

I named my fantasy football team "Battlestar Gramatica" after Bill tore his ACL celebrating a meaningless Cardinals field goal 23 years ago, and I'm not changing it anytime soon.

Football.