The Waingro standup bit on the earthquakes episode of the Mulaney show was amazing. Even more so given that Mulaney is not on drugs anymore.

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3 months earlier he said “A few months ago I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that's true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not.” He was certain only when it suited him. x.com/OldSchool80s/s…

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT EUROPA.ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.USE THEM TOGETHER. USE THEM IN PEACE.

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Who wore it better?

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Attn: Colin Gawel

A paying subscriber just complained about me taking a vacation and then said he was cancelling his subscription because “There are places that have content 70%, 80%, 90%, 100% of the time, as opposed to 25% or less.' Ok dude.

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Both of these text exchanges were from eight years ago today. I was definitely being a great dad that day.

Pirates do tend to be known for that

Related -- Ohio has been controlled by a Republican supermajority for well over a decade
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Today's newsletter: A walkoff salami, a player's poll, more bad city connects, a gear company acquisition, Great Moments in Job Security, I'm a romance novel detective, and the dreaded Justice Alito.

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