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1. The family that invited Trump doesn't get to exempt him from the law. They simply don’t have that power. They also don’t speak for all the other gold star families. 2. Trump didn’t go for the first or second anniversaries, just the one before an election. 3. Trump never

I'm not laughing, you're laughing.

I loved the Beetlejuice cartoon so much as a kid sometimes I forget they *weren't* best friends in the movie

This is so funny, because the original one in blue is much better writing, and if you can’t even tell that you have no business selling software to writers

"Pastors" who planted their own churches so they wouldn't have to attend seminary. "Bonhoeffer scholars" who don't read primary sources. "Journalists" who don't have basic journalism training. Christian Nationalism runs on whatever the opposite of Imposter Syndrome is.

in 1933 one reason for voting for hitler was "but the left" it was their last election as a whole country until 1990 never forget

Every human being code switches, not just Black people. The same way you speak to your friends is the same way you address your parents. We can provide so many examples of code switching, but yall want to make it a Black thing with an undertone of someone being fake. Be real.

This clip of Donald Trump admitting he lost the 2020 election should be shared until every Jan 6th inmate sees it. Imagine going to jail for Trump over a lie when he always knew the truth.

When Republicans inevitably blame mental health and not the guns for yet another school shooting - kindly remind them that 205 of them voted AGAINST a bill to expand school-based mental health services.

When you send your kids to school there is zero chance they will come back to you "a different gender," but there is certainly a chance they won't come back at all. Yet some of y'all are worried about the former while shrugging about the latter.

USA: It's a mental health issue. WORLD: We have those. We don't have mass shootings. USA: Then it's a video game issue. WORLD: We have those. We don't have mass shootings. USA: It's very complex. WORLD: No, it's gun laws. USA: Prayer in school? WORLD: God, you're stupid.

Why don't you mention that it only applies to those with a net worth of $100 million or more?

evangelicals on abortion: “you should legislate morality” evangelicals on gun control: “you can’t legislate morality”

*Walzes

I have been told to stop stealing muffins from the bakery. Unfortunately, it’s the only way to keep my lucrative muffin stand in business. Everyone is fine with this.

I can’t emphasize this enough to all the sympathizers in my mentions:

So crazy that the Russian influence campaign almost mirrors exactly what the far right has been pushing for the last eight years. Such a bizarre coincidence.

This literally is The Onion "'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens" headline.

Do you remember growing up with the constant threat of school shootings? I don't. Most Gen X and millennials don't. So no, they aren't a "fact of life," JD Vance.