Joining an elite club today with the six other people who have ever tweeted this joke.

Does anyone on #medtwitter know why this type of pager would beep every few minutes despite receiving no pages? I already changed the battery. I was hoping to sleep a little tonight…

Thinking about the time I was running a rapid response and a nurse asked me if my jacket said “Mom”

Some people go into national politics to make a difference. But you go into state politics to make a difference-in-differences.

I think it’s good we can’t see stars or celestial phenomena in New York City, keeps us focused on the grind

I graduated *cough* 15 years ago and Game Theory with Professor Kingston was also one of my favorite classes, hearing a current student say his course was their favorite just delighted me beyond measure.

I have two rules for physician narrative writing:
1. It should be at least a little embarrassing for the author, and
2. It should not be embarrassing at all for anyone else.

It is very rare to read an essay that obeys both.

There is an insane amount of Steve Albini recordings you could highlight, but the fact that him and Jason Molina got this in the first take will always be his peak to me. open.spotify.com/track/5Plx6Ohv…

Ah yes, the core medical competencies of discrimination and calibration.

Did you vote in this poll?

Hey girl, are you a binary outcome variable? Because you are one-hot dummy

I bet this feels good af for the global environment