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FakeJoeBiden

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I am the real Fake Joe Biden. Accept no fake Fake Joe Biden substitutes. #Resist 😎🏴‍☠️

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calendar_today18-05-2020 18:53:47

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Legal, illegal… These terms don’t apply when Merrick Garland is the Attorney General, Michael. It’s now a completely lawless America. 😃

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IKR? I’m extremely pissed at democrats for not codifying Roe when we voters gave them the power to do so. Several times.

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I would say a pox on both your houses but we already had a literal pox on both your houses and y’all still acting like the same fools as before.

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Democrats, stop fucking around, put Donald Trump in prison and codify Roe. Republicans, stop being racist Nazi confederate weirdos. Don’t make me come back there. I will turn this car around, mister.

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Teamsters are the backbone of the USA. If they aren’t endorsing anyone, then both sides need to ask themselves why working class Americans are saying both parties should fuck off.

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I haven’t been in a history class for a long time but I’m almost certain the founding fathers did not intend for America to be a place where Donald Drumpf is above the law. But he is above the law. And so America is a complete and total joke. I say we burn it to the ground. 😃

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Every day that someone doesn’t shoot at Trump, I am surprised by that. Every day that someone does shoot at Trump, I’m like well that makes a lot of sense, to me. People in America get shot every day for doing far less egregious things than that son of a Nazi whore does. Fo sho.

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They’re holding Sean Combs without bail. Because he might intimidate witnesses. And he’s not running for president. And of course, he’s not white.

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Not to get all Aaron Sorkin on you but some people believe you fight the fights you can win. I happen to believe you fight the fights that need fighting.

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Haven’t democrats already fucked this up by not putting Trump in jail like Justice, and their 81 million voters demand?

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Oh for fucks sake calm the fuck down Nancy. Nobody is saying Puffy should be let out. What I’m saying is Trump should be locked up too. Now go take a fucking chill pill.

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For a guy who wants to avoid the appearance of being political, Merrick Garland is quickly becoming the reason I will never vote for another democrat as long as he’s alive. And that’s pretty fucking political, IMHO.

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The Fed cut interest rates and my small business which had been dormant for the last year kicked back into high gear overnight. I put my 19 year old daughter in charge of the company, because I’m still working a McJob to make ends meet, and she made more money than me today. 🤷🏻‍♂️