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Sorry to parent brag, but my son was featured in the daycare newsletter this week because he “indicated he would like to pour more oats into the bowl.” Way to indicate you would like to pour more oats into the bowl, boy!

YOOOO, this cockatoo is deadass tearing down anti-bird spikes 😂😂😂 he said fuck the police

Is there a jumper that looks worse with sleeves than st kilda’s away strip? footyjumpers.com

this is magnificent...💪🏀😏

This is my hill to die on. (The ‘learnings’ part, that is. Less fussed about ‘decimate’)

Joel Selwood simply plays better when he has a bandaged head, better still if bleeding. #AFLCatsEagles

Brodie Grundy must be sitting back watching the Giants make Ivan Soldo look like 2003 Adam Goodes and wondering how he didn’t singlehandedly win the prelim last week. #AFLGF

Honestly can't believe that the Boys are Back in Town by Thin Lizzy isn't a more widely accepted Christmas song. All the boys??? Back in town??? At the same time?? What could the boys possibly be back in town for?? Easter?? Fuck off. It's christmas fellas.

if i were google maps i would simply show the names of the streets instead of leaving them blank for 40 scrolls in either direction

If there's a baby boom in 9 months, it'll consist entirely of first-born children.

SCREAMS INTERNALLY #AusLaw

Callan Ward is now a Shooting Stars meme. I’m not sorry

Dylan Grimes, welcome to the Shooting Stars club

Hey Fox Footy, we hear you're in need of some help. Let's do better to celebrate a 200-game warrior. #AFLEaglesDons essendonfc.com.au/video/804468/h…

They should give the Norm Smith to Bachar Houli as a fixer upper. #aflgrandfinal2020

Nevada counting ballots x.com/throwback_mr/s…

The shift toward a cashless economy risks a future wherein Fatman Scoop asks if anyone has a twenty dollar bill no one gets their hands up