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@johnsemley3000

writer, researcher, ultimate nfl insider.
full of deep sympathy, modified by contempt.
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they’ve been replaced by the kelces. simple as. the kelces are the new white football brothers. there can only be one. or, I guess, two.

they’ve been replaced by the kelces. simple as. the kelces are the new white football brothers. there can only be one. or, I guess, two.
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Elevated horror cinema has—for lack of a better term—gentrified the gnarly joy out of vampires, zombies, and chainsaw-wielding maniacs. But as john writes, true terror will once again rise from the grave. thebaffler.com/latest/elevate…

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I appreciate the hustle. but these kids need to get an actual far-right icon, and not just promote “ending wokeness” in the abstract. she should be putting on a Roseanne shirt and a Roseanne ballcap and listening to Roseanne CDs.

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the nfl should make guardian caps mandatory and any artery-clogged "fan" who complains about it should have to take an open field hit from one of the league's top safeties.

the nfl should make guardian caps mandatory and any artery-clogged "fan" who complains about it should have to take an open field hit from one of the league's top safeties.
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people rolling to a Friday the 13th deal at the tattoo shop and trying to get original designs. get with the program! you’re holding up the line!