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I’m having a rough day but Mercedes-Benz sounds like a guy begging someone named Murr to save these multiple people named Ben. So there’s that, that helps.

I’ve gotten ban warnings from TikTok and Instagram for this video. I should’ve known better :(

Let’s play an improv game: I need a person, a place, and to get a better grasp on reality.

Wait ALL the housewives are real? I thought that was CGI.

If confidence is key I think I’ll just get a combination lock instead.

Im trying to be more brave so here’s some big words I avoid using cause they’re too big. Gatorade, television, Colgate toothpaste, therapy, pizza.

THIS is how Adam Levine wanted the DMs to be read.

Guy who invented humidifier was all like “i NEED the air wetter”

“For ages 8 and up” How do they decide that for toys? Are they giving it to younger and younger kids until something real bad happens?

Let me check your razor blades for candy

Hey man maybe you shouldn’t eat over easy eggs straight out the pan right now? I’m just not sure a funeral is the right setting

Make sure you guys are keeping up with #gaming news

Yah but what If I told you that little guy had big dreams?

Alright doc, there’s no way you have to check it 3 times.

Them dwarves looking for an 8th?

Both Cats and a caveman trying to describe he hurt himself can agree on one thing: Me ow

Art museum attendees: “I love looking at shit”

Put it back in your pants this is a wedding

Brand new episode of Mindful Metal Jacket out today with my hilarious pal Keegan Tindall He’s more of an Instagram guy. Follow him there. But watch this first. Crazy story. Funny comic. Enjoy. Subscribe. youtu.be/jWAxTqh9CTk