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As long as there had been one true god, there has been killing in his name. - Sir Leigh Teabing - The Da Vinci Code (2006)

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calendar_today10-04-2021 03:44:49

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Enjoy the win ladies, it's very possible that none of you will be competing in Milano Cortina 2026, Los Angeles 2028, and other sporting events in the foreseeable future. Back to the kitchen and being walking incubators for you lot.

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I saw somewhere that there's a sequel to "The Day After Tomorrow". No need for a damned sequel, we're living in one right now.

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Don't need all that blah blah blah to know that was make2x, well-timed and manufactured, just like the conflict between the dews and the muslins.

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All these shipping wars, I almost forgot of one ship that canonically has been going on for a thousand years... Joe and Nicky.

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Things in the country are going to shit, you'll just be resilient, shrug, and leave it to a divine being. Then when the elections happen you're still voting for the fool, idiot, imbecile, and class clown.

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If it's an online or sms based poll and it has anything Filipino as an option, guess which will come out on top. Remember the Miss Photogenic awards that were based on online/sms votes?

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Some people complaining about the opening ceremony not being held in a stadium. If you have billions of currency at your disposal, feel free to fund the next one. #Paris2024 #ParisOlympics2024 #OpeningCeremony

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The legs of rugby players are a crash course on the anatomy of superficial leg muscles. I was simping for the wrong sports legs my entire life.

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Is the muskrat probably, possibly, allegedly weaving magic on HeX? The weirdos are weirdly slinking into places they should not be found.

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Q4 2019 I was already doom scrolling about COVID-19, then known as ncov. FFWD to Q3 2024 and now I'm reading about mpox. Just drop a meteor already and get it over with, please.

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Remember when everyone was baking and selling burnt basque cheesecake. Ano na? Saan na? I also saw some "bakers" attempt to market "their" chocolate babka, but were using pictures taken by other bakers.