When do I stop having sudden moments of panic because I haven’t looked at the baby monitor in awhile and it’s because oh hey look at that I’m holding him 🙃
My mom’s getting a colonoscopy on Thursday. My dad said she should stick a piece of paper in her butt crack that says, “I’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty.” I told her if this gets 10K likes, she has to do it. She agreed. Internet: Do your thing.
I’m late to the party, but I can’t wait to show my son the live action Little Mermaid 200 times before I ever show him the animated version. The Ariel he grows up watching and loving will be Black. 🧜🏾♀️
Just thinking about the time I called the after hours hotline for my son’s pediatrician & the nurse asked what his temp was. When I told her it was a high fever, she said “How are you taking it?” to which I replied, “Not very well” instead of, “With a forehead thermometer.” 😐
Ordered the board book “Hands Are Not For Hitting” and so far it’s been very effective in getting my toddler to stop using his hands to hit me! Now he uses them to throw the book at me. 🙏🏻