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A reminder to everyone. The Russian intelligence service calls Westerners it uses to unwittingly do it's bidding "useful idiots". Tim Pool and Dave Rubin are now officially useful idiots. It is not an insult to call them that anymore. It is simply a fact.

I must insist people learn how to pluralize their surnames

I knew Dave Rubin a bit when we were both stand-up comedians in NYC. He was always an asshole, but I was shocked when he morphed into an extreme right-winger and gained a million followers. Now we know he's a Russian asset... as well as being an asshole. mediaite.com/crime/dave-rub…

Worth looking into

Was gonna make this joke again, but thought maybe it had already happened. Sure enough

How do you live down finding out you were an actual real-life useful idiot. You have to go the rest of your life knowing another country sat down and had meetings about how stupid you are. They all got around a table and voted and said "Yeah he's fucking dumb, let's use him"

When was the last flash mob? Was that just a second term Obama thing?

Q: What specific legislation will you commit to to make child care affordable? Trump: Well, I would do that and we're sitting down, you know, I was, somebody, we had Marco Rubio and my daughter, Ivanka… But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I'm talking about

I am once again on my bullshit* *listening to "Prayer for the Dying" by Seal on repeat for two hours plus

Here's my challenge to journalists over the next two months: quote Trump in full. Don't clean him up, don't reinterpret what he says in a more sensible way, don't secretly editorialize. Just quote him. Let the voters see how this man's mind doesn't work.

white people love 'going to maine'

Today I asked Donald J. Trump what he would do to solve the child care crisis. His response? Incomprehensible at best; at worst, outrageously offensive to the millions of families drowning in costs.

School shootings are not just a fact of life. It doesn’t have to be this way. We can take action to protect our children—and we will.

I hope the press is this nice to me if I ever do a speech where no one can tell if I just had a stroke or not

The density Boston suburbs think MBTA Communities rezoning will allow vs The density MBTA Communities rezoning will actually allow in Boston suburbs

Trump response to school shooting: “We have to get over it” JD Vance response to school shooting: “This is a fact of life”

This is almost too absurd to be real but a comment from a Marblehead Facebook post opposing MBTA Communities… “Vote no [on a zoning change to allow more housing]… Hope to move back this fall. Been trying to move back for years. Prices keep going up…” 🤪 🤪 🤪

I gotta find these secret operation rooms at my school. They’d be a great place to hide my class if there is ever a school shooter.

Okay confirmed: Trump thinks "asylum seekers" are people escaped from insane asylums, thus the Hannibal Lecter bit