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Tim Walz was a football coach, I heard. You ever play varsity, T?

Ukraine invaded Russia, T. It's like in Starcraft when your base is gettin' attacked and you sneak some guys out to attack their base instead.

Christopher, I don't like it when you get messages from other girls. What kinda stupid name is Amber Alert anyway?

Trump's back on here, T. Like when Roseanne came back to TV.

Trump don't got the juice no more, T. It's over. All they got now is the hairy broad with the eyeliner, Vance.

It's called the NBA Cup, T. But you couldn't fit the whole NBA into a cup, obviously that's not possible, even with computers.

"Christopher, why can't you dress like derek guy says, like the King of Spain or somethin'?" "I ain't no king, Ade. But ya see this ribbed tank, these chains? The tracksuit I got laid out on the bed? I'm a casual wear icon."

We cause higher crime rates, T?

Why they gotta be mean to Xiaopang, T? Xiaopang don't bother nobody.

Yeah, T. I'm in Chicago for the convention, just in case Cuomo speaks.

J-Lo and Ben didn't make it, T. What hope do any of us got?

Cheryl Hines is gonna be single soon, I heard.

On Labor Day they don't do no work, but they work when it's not Labor Day. Capitalism don't make sense, T.

The Russians are late payin' me this week, T. I'm not doin' no more tweets til they come through.