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Swordsmen, when they mistake my mana potion for a healing potion

I could summon one tactically directed succubus or incubus and have half the twilight-lit enchanted forest under my control... Beware the maidens.... And beware the morally dubious who conjure up maiden-look-a-likes....

I hired these freaks to ask riddles at the gate of my wall, but they keep laughing at their own jokes and promptly mutilating my guests in-between chortles'

If you brush your teeth every day and sleep more than 7 hours at night, you can unlock the hidden level! 🔑 ✨️

When are we finally going to break our silence about all of the #TOXIC things Bimble has done to the Enchanted Forest?? Death threats… Rupert Schminkeldorf’s assassination… the Bimblepocalypse… What’s next?? WHEN WILL IT END??

"You won't turn me into a bug, you foolish old wizard! You don't have the power to!" ok lol

I should hire her, she'd make for a wonderful nightwatch in the garden!

You all need to stay out of that damned ogre cave

every peasant wishes

Oh! What a wonderful chili recipe your late grandmother made! It's mine forever

How tragic, are all my goblin followers okay?

I'm still working on a goblin appropriate Brungle Berry Pie... Any suggestions?