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Can't Get Wit That 🌐 Young Hov [1994]

Me on the DV Lottery website applying for a green card for the 6th time after tweeting Kenya ni Home.

Mercy Tarus Rest you dumb girl

Is this unbox therapy

It starts with this then next is venmo and ca$happ😂

The greatest genre of women. Misery only comes when you think they belong to you

Mnaongeleanga corporate ass-kissing, nyinyi ni Kama hamjui academic ass-kissing 😂 especially in the exams. Ungeandika what the lecturer didn’t like, best believe hupiti hiyo unit. Hiyo saa ni ideology you don’t even subscribe to😂 i.e. kama a bitter feminist teaching family law.

excited for another day with my apps

Raya is the best keeper in the world rn walahi

💋 TMK Leadership only🐐

Martinelli anafaa kula bench sasa. Nkt

David Raya had a just 3% chance of saving a goal, based on the xGOT of these two shots. World class goalkeeping.

No we are not like fainting goats. That happens due to a condition called myotonia congenita which is basically the muscles stiffening while they are conscious. Shepherds breed goats with this genetic trait as a preventive measure as they can distract the predators😂

I just learned that we are actually not like fainting goats. The thing I learn on this fucking app is crazy sometimes. Anyway, this is cool AF science stuff. 🐐

Yamune boys watamaliza nchi. 😂😂 Hawajui kuiba. Wanaiba kumaliza.

Yes pineapple on pizza, tequila gold or silver Not Israel or Ruto, I’ll drop you faster than a hot potato

Kitelezi kizuri tiambo pia

Till you take two bites of the second one and now you're full (of regret too). Maybe they should be making mini shawarmas as accompaniments.... A shawababy or a shawa-maybe.

One day you’ll work hard and buy everything you ever thought would bring you happiness. And you’ll feel exactly the same. And it will break your heart. Only then will you learn that stuff doesn’t make you happy. Happiness is a state of being. Not an object to chase.

A car that will be in my lot one day !