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Q: What is the main advantage of WhatsApp? A: So many women can talk to each other and still no noise is created. 😛😛
Top 10 Lies: - I'm sorry - I hate you - I love you - I'm over him/her - I'm fine - I'm sorry - it doesn't matter - nothing - I don't care
Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. School is the jail.
S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life. C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping. F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit
Some rain, just in case your timeline is dry``、ヽ``、 、ヽ ` ヽ`、ヽ` `、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ `ヽ `、ヽ``、ヽ ` 、ヽ`ヽ `、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ``、 、ヽ ` ヽ`、ヽ` `、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ `ヽ `、ヽ``、ヽ
*School* N O O o o o o 。 。 . . . .
when a girl says "lol have fun" do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat. Abort mission
Her: 👩 Me: 👸 Her: 👡 Me: 👠 Her: 👝 Me: 👛 Her: 🙋 Me: 💁 Her: 🍰 Me: 🎂 Her: 🍺 Me: 🍹 Her: 🚗 Me: ✈️ Her: ⛵️ Me: 🚢 Her: 💩 Me: 👑
everyone: are you okay everyone: you look tired everyone: you look upset everyone: you look confused everyone: are you sick me: IT'S MY FACE
when my mom is yelling at me: 🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗
I NEED to delete pictures off my phone but I'm such a photo hoarder like I never know when this pic could come in handy I can't delete that.
i hate waking up from naps cause i'm always confused like ♥ where am i ♥♥ what time is it ♥♥♥ is this earth ♥♥♥♥ where's my mom ♥♥♥♥♥
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You haven't experienced awkward until you tickle someone who isn't ticklish.
Another day has come and gone and I still haven't used algebra.
Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly, "You can see me?"
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.
Immature: A word that boring people use to describe fun people.
Bacon over bitches.