My sister lives in Spain which means occasionally I have to attempt Spanish and the only reason I remember any of the numbers is thanks to The Offspring’s Pretty Fly For A White Guy - I cannot be the only one

September is a time when #suicideprevention has a high profile.

Must admit I’m sceptical of special “days” but this one (Sep 10) is different.

It offers support to families, provides focus for commemoration.

This matters far more when history is of shame & silence.

#wspd23

If anyone is having a bad day/week please cheer yourself up with this exchange on my local neighbourhood Facebook group re: dogs urinating on graves which got very existential at one point followed by a sprinkling of kink-shaming

Jackie on Josh: I be licking his cauliflower ears every night #LoveIsBlindAftertheAltar

SEPTEMBER 10TH ❤️

This year for World Suicide Prevention Day, we're having one of the busiest weeks we've ever had.... Over the week there is:

1.) Our range of clothes with Next and Hype will go live on the 10th itself, raising vital funds and awareness for AMC 👕

Unless I’ve got this wrong - all stars is a phrase used in a reality show where you’re showcasing talent and ability, eg Drag Race. No offence to Love Island but it’s a dating show which requires no initial talent barring aesthetics. What exactly does this…mean?

This is from Skyfall. Jordan Peterson is half-remembering the villain monologue from the movie Skyfall and confidently retelling it as a historical fact. And that pretty much sums up how he gets most of his information.

Yeah it’s still too soon pals

This mini heatwave is like that person who enters your DMs with ‘you up’ at 1am. It’s TOO LITTLE TOO LATE pal

Review of #InCaseOfEmergency by Poorna Bell instagram.com/p/CwsbGfdohLZ/ 📚

Think I’ve just discovered a glitch in the matrix?

This is so niche I’m beyond embarrassed but as a solo diner is there any restaurant in London that allows you to order just one portion of beef Wellington? Usually it’s always a order for two kind of thing

LIARS!

Rishi Sunak Michael Gove Thérèse Coffey you said you wouldn’t weaken environmental protections.

And yet that’s just what you are doing.

You lie, and you lie, and you lie again.

And we’ve had enough. 🧵

Rest in Power, Gboyega! You were one of the kindest people. Full of grace & warmth ✨️. I will miss you, & I am sending all my love to your family/friends in this difficult time. ❤️