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I’d much rather live in a society where everyone has healthcare, housing, and food than a society where 3 billionaires own more wealth than half the nation.

Are customers aware that they don't have to moan about everyfuckingthing?!

I'm no expert, but I feel like smoking areas wouldn't be the top of my list of priorities if I was tasked with sorting the UK out

I've watched friends literally mould themselves into what they think their partner wants. Changed their hobbies, clothes, interests, likes/dislikes to what they think will impress, and all I can say is I could not be arsed. If you don't like me for me, keep moving 💯

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Some women are actually mental. I'm glad I'm an unproblematic ex girlfriend that you never hear from again after we split & not one of these headcases 🤦🏽‍♀️

Nobody warned me that the summer holidays were so expensive when you have kids 😅

Cola Bottle Jaffa Cakes. What a time to be alive!

There's something so satisfying about eating things you've grown yourself

I can feel that autumn chill in the air & I am not okay about it. Another 7 months of being bastard frozen 😒

Fletcher went through a phase of messing about at bedtime, so I told him he could have 10p if he just went to sleep. He was thrilled & now I pay my 5 year old 70p a week to go to sleep & I don't even care, it's worth it 🤣🤣

I, for one, will be taking my sick days from now on. Companies not hiring an adequate number of staff to cover staff sickness to cut costs & increase profits is very much a them problem. We shouldn't be made to feel guilty for prioritising ourselves & our health

Can't drive anywhere without having people up your ass crack these days. Not surprised there seem to be so many car accidents when a majority of people drive around in a constant rush

Bread & ham among the most ultra processed foods & yet sandwiches & toast are one of our go to lunch foods

What iffffff 'neurodivergent' is actually how people are meant to be & 'normal' people are the ones we should see as 'not normal' because I feel like neurodivergent traits are a lot healthier & natural than those that 'neurotypical' people exhibit 🤔

If you want to know the difference between men & women, women get their dress for an occasion months in advance with all their accessories & there were 2 men in work yesterday getting suits for weddings they were attending yesterday

I know I go on about this a lot, but I genuinely cannot deal with how impatient & rude humans are fast becoming. Like it's genuinely bizarre that no one seems to be capable of waiting patiently in shops, want everything NOW, drive like dicks always in a rush. What is going on

Imagine carrying a baby for 9 months, sacrificing your body & life to raise a little baby boy just for him to grow up to do laps of town with a boner because his exhaust makes a loud noise when he puts his foot down on a pedal

I try soooooo hard to be a responsive, calm & emotionally regulated parent, but holy shiiiiiit little boys are wind up merchants 🤯

Having a child is funny because now when you visit family they give him money instead of you when you're the one who needs money because he costs a fortune 😂