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@simontwilley

Comedy scriptwriter. ADHD. Hippie.

It / that.

PhD in Stupidness.

Sun Dream Team #SDT & Fantasy Football #FPL

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Pet hate of mine; Ads that say their stuff "costs less than you think." I'm a crazy ADHD hippie, they have no idea what I think.

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This post is why I started Tweeting. Anyone groovy enough to Share would be appreciated. Only sensible thing I've ever written. Could help someone somewhere #FPL #FPLCommunity #SDT #PremierLeague x.com/SimonTwilley/s…

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Gameweek 5. The irresistible force paradox is a classic paradox formulated as "What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?" #FPL #SDT #PremierLeague #MCIARS

Gameweek 5.

The irresistible force paradox is a classic paradox formulated as "What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?"

#FPL #SDT #PremierLeague #MCIARS
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"OK I get that you were raised on a remote farm, but you're out in this huge universe a few days and you're snogging your sister. It's embarrassing." #FPL #SDT

"OK I get that you were raised on a remote farm, but you're out in this huge universe a few days and you're snogging your sister. It's embarrassing."
#FPL #SDT
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"Hi I'm Bolo. When I'm not crushing guards or defenders, I like to work out. You should see my 'no hands' push-ups. Good luck this week everyone." #SDT #FPLCommunity #FPL #MCIARS

"Hi I'm Bolo. When I'm not crushing guards or defenders, I like to work out. You should see my 'no hands' push-ups. Good luck this week everyone."
#SDT #FPLCommunity #FPL #MCIARS
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"No I'm sorry Dorothy, 'it was all a dream' is just an excuse. You ran away and killed two strangers. Both accidents you say? They were sisters. What are the chances of that? Take responsibility. It's embarrassing." #FPL #SDT

"No I'm sorry Dorothy, 'it was all a dream' is just an excuse. You ran away and killed two strangers. Both accidents you say? They were sisters. What are the chances of that? Take responsibility. It's embarrassing."
#FPL #SDT