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New neighbor is in her 50s and just bought a home for the first time. She told me she rented for 17 years previous and the landlord still insisted on her paying September rent because her laundry machine’s still at her old place. Hell isn’t hot enough for landlords

The Paw Patrol has successfully rescued another political prisoner

Rizz level: nuclear

This woman has done this hundreds of times. Just muscle memory to her now

incredible shit here

Would like it on the record that MJ Lenderman won me over with the line “Kahlua shooter / DUI scooter”

Both cities are nice

She would win a debate against either of them

Congratulations to Paul Tay on getting put in charge of Trump’s debate prep

I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11

On the bright side of the Tulsa mayoral race recount, it did result in one more vote counted for Paul Tay nondoc.com/2024/09/10/okl…

Me on the front lawn while the wife having nuclear weapons talks with NATO

The key to a decades-long male friendship is finding new ways to tell the same jokes