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This man just DM’d me and said ‘Was that guy your boyfriend?’ And I said ‘nope. We’re just friendsv’ and this man was like ‘Well j think you like him’ 😂😂😭 Like that’s really what you’re approaching me about

Used to like a man who told me a few days ago that he thinks potato salad is gross and while I distinctly remember him telling me that he didn’t like potato salad before, it was the reminder my brain needed that I’m just horny and I don’t actually want him.

Can someone send me flowers? I’m not sending you my address so you just have to bring them to me, but like it is a need for my existence to continue.

Did we all know that mass transit is like some variation of code talk/nerd bullshit and like idk not like public transit that ensures we get from place to place.

Would do anything to like cuddle up next to someone and be emotionally consoled but would also rather die than bring someone to my apartment and/or leave it and/or be emotionally vulnerable enough to partake.

I’m happy I never added anyone to my close friends on Instagram so that when I’m feeling like screaming into the void I can just do it and post it and I know no one is calling crisis on me.

LMAO bumble is a fucking mess. I was talking to this guy and he’s like ‘tell me about the last guy you talked to and why it didn’t work’ AND THEN gave me like full advice as to why it didn’t work 😭😂😭 like sir I thought maybe you wanted to take me out???

Can’t sleep because duh and decided the best way to combat that was to go through and delete old photos because I obviously haven’t cried enough the last few weeks so I might as well add some overwhelming sadness to the mix.

Honestly am really proud of myself whenever I’m able to navigate big emotions alone. Not that I don’t have people who would help me, but like feeling strong enough to get through a bad spell on my own feels so nice.

What is the possibility I could make $1000 out of an OF in a month? Lmao because it was too much work, so I stopped, but I do need a get rich quick energy in my life right now 😂