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me at restaurants: is there wi-fi me at the beach: is there wi-fi me at family parties: is there wi-fi me in hell: is there wi-fi

Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life.

If you never try, you'll never know.

If you tickle my feet I am not responsible for what happens to your face.

me waking up: I can't wait to go to sleep tonight

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

When I date someone, I think long term. What's the point of dating someone if you only want them temporarily?

Parents think A's grow on trees.

sometimes you have to say fuck it and move on.

all i care about is wifi and concert tickets

i literally have no problem texting first as long as u make me feel like u actually wanna talk

if traveling was free you'd never see me again

The best ideas come to my head at 12 AM.

All I want is a back massage, it could all be so simple.

drink until the bottle is emptier than you

Who cares about bae when you can cry into a pizza

kanye attitude with drake feelings

Hey Mark Cuban any way I can DM you?