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With all the politics going on we need a timeline cleanse. A ginger in the wild should suffice:

Everyone who knows me, knows I don't pickup the phone if you call me. The only people that haven't figured this out will clearly identify themselves when I do pick up. 'Adam, this is your daddy....'

Do you even support local? Everything on this plate is from the farm.

Get those miles in. No excuses.

The amount of kids that want to hang out at breweries and watch their parents drink on a Saturday is astounding. Who knew the modern day Discovery Zone was built with adults in mind?

Surrounding yourself with the right people is one of the most taken for granted things in life. Stop surrounding yourself with people that are holding you back. Start surrounding yourself with people that want to laugh above all else.

Talking shit to your significant other inspires them to be their best self. After the last post, my wife is pulling out all the stops on her quest to make the perfect loaf.

Where is the 'if it ain't broke don't fix it' crowd when something is broken? They never seem to be around when there are actual problems. Explain please.

The grocery store is starting to feel like a trip to church. The amount of guilt caused by checking out is overwhelming. No, I don't want to round up my change for charity. I need that money to pay for the bags that are no longer free. Will God ever forgive me?

I am feeling inspirational today. Dreams start as passion. If you chase them, you may find your place in this world. You just have to take the time to put in the work.

Just another art piece to add to my ever growing addiction of tattooing silly objects on my natural canvas.

We have reached that time of the year. The time where it seems we can't go on. The time where all hope seems lost. The time where Congress will perform a circle jerk to pass legislation in the eleventh hour to prevent its own shutdown and save America.

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Some days it is easy to find the will to write. Some days it is hard to find the will to write. The days that it is hard to find the will to write are the days that I find the most content for comedy. WRITE. Even when you feel like you can't.

The command center of productivity. The island of creativity. The reason I never leave my house. This is my home inside my home.

There is nothing I look forward to more than my Friday delivery from the farm. Are you doing your part to support local business?

People hate being told what to do, especially when it comes in the form of rules. Why do you think there are so many idiots that won't get out of the left lane? 'I am going 5 over. He can go around me.'