WAIT THIS SEASON LOOKS SICKENING

him: you better not look stupid as fuck when i get there
me:

Incredible things are happening in Richmond, Virginia

c'mon man

and it came out clean… a lot of you can’t say the same :/

yes i can

this is how hard it is not to fuck your hot gay friends at an undersold wednesday matinee of a broadway show

tamara de lempicka:

Reminder that 'cheating' is almost nonexistent. 99% of the time, multiamorous people DO communicate their multiamory—just in ways the so-called 'cheated upon' lack the emotional intelligence to notice!

old (looking) people can be HOT

WELCOME TO THE N🚫PE ZONE

this list is crazy

I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/nyc/shows/2741…

i never left🥴

sides:

maya from selling sunset:

he just like me frrrrr😭😭😭

sally if she was religious

the sweat i swote last night….. i’m staying with my parents and when i got up they looked at my hair thought i had just taken a shower..

if the orchestrations to the score of your musical don’t have horns you can honestly get fucked and die