I hate when i accidentally know something that i shouldn’t know.

“You look familiar” I don’t even go outside so why are you lying

i accepted it already, but it still makes me sad

sorry i told u what was bothering me do u still think im hot

jus make her laugh bro she’ll forget you’re ugly

I know my worth I’m just dumb

I’ll turn on a 2 hour movie just to eat my food in 3 minutes.

"customers are always right." not on my shift u not

Females only. "but if you didn't finish, you literally..... don't have to add them to your body count" 🤌🏾

my “huh” game is strong af

Is the "rich auntie" really rich, or does she just not have kids??

y'all be like “i hate school” then graduate with 4.0 gpa & 0 unexcused absences

"are u seeing someone?" like a boy or a therapist?

"malaya is no longer an insult, temunkoya" People are tired btw😂

When a man gets money, he thinks about providing for the family better, when a woman gets money, she plan on how to live without a man. Good morning tweeps

I truly pray against the spirit of untimely death right now. May we never be in the wrong place at the wrong time. May evil be far away from us and may God’s divine protection, be with us in our going out and our coming in, always. 🤍🙏🏾

Most of us need therapy because of the childhood trauma inside us. Stop being arrogant, you actually don't got it. You ain't got shit under control, stop being a terrible person, it's unbecoming

If you knew what people are going through silently, you would be nice to them