My phone decided to change my response to my wife's text from, "I'm hope she does" to "I hope she dies". The question? If I thought my niece would enjoy her birthday.

Cooking is such a scam. You want food? Sure, but first a bunch of instructions and physics!

View's pretty decent today! 👌😎🇳🇴 #Norway

Ever felt like you've come back to a place you've never been before? Ever felt like you're reliving something that you don't remember? Ever felt... trapped? Check in to The Gate, if you dare. wordsmakeart.com/collections/e-… #horrorbooks #thrillerbooks #books #indieauthor #booklovers

Hey gang! Just wanted to let you know that I released a new song today 🎵 It's called 'Friend', it's about loss, grief, loneliness, and you can listen to it wherever you stream music. I'd be ever grateful if you gave it a listen! song.link/no/i/1758217556 #NewMusic #acoustic

✅️ Short story submitted! That's enough work for toda-to... this month, rjght? #amwriting #WritingCommunity

Today's typo: "He looked like him like a kid eyeing candy bras." I mean, it doesn't /not/ work... #amwriting #writerslife #writingcommunity

That first time you put on a clean sock and it just sits completely wrong on your foot 🤢

Just when you think you've finished your chores, BAM!, more chores. That's all it is, forever. Until the sweet release of death.

Don't know what happened, but somehow it's already Wednesday? I'm not complaining, but I feel like I lost a day 😵‍💫

Honestly, Bill Bryson writes some of the coolest books. I love every single one more than the last. treystone.wordpress.com/2024/08/28/boo… #bookreview #amreading #blogpost #books

It's 9 o'clock and I realized I just went for my 6th cup of coffee. Might be going for a new personal best today! ☕️

Morning, gang! For the first time in weeks it isn't raining here in Norway and I can't wait for the low autumn sun to start beaming in here in the mornings 😊☕️🌄

I love the useful, incredible nuanced and detailed notes I leave for my future self in my writing😊 God, f***ing damnit, Trey!!

I know it's just Monday morning (at least where I am, in the past and/or future), but it's never too early for daemon slaying fantasy! Just ask S.F. Claymore. trey-stone.com/2024/09/02/boo… #bookreview #fantasy #amreading

The hotel I'm staying at apparently couldn't decide which stairs design to go for. These were all within a couple of meters of each other, all in different directions

You're not going to believe this! 😁 Three days after I was offered this contract and I've just received an email from a publisher who wants my sci-fi thriller! Did I just sell two books in a week?! 🤩🥳

You know you're getting old when you bite into something crunchy, then remember you haven't had anything to eat in a while, you weren't actually chewing anything at all, it's just your teeth shattering underneath the weight of time itself because your're an ancient, ancient being