before i delete this account for good let me shout a hearty FUCK YOU at Kansas Jayhawks for deciding the middle of an airstrike genocide was a great time to have MILITARY AIRCRAFT LOWFLY OUR FUCKING CITY so some football dipshit could sing Lee Greenwood

starting HRT but its these

invites available just hmu friends

元気ですか
連絡まつ村

but no hole is wetter than a well-primed imagination

honestly if you think this you need to grow up

muttering 'spooky basket for my boyfriend' on my deathbed

gf: I know you’ve been working on it, but don’t do your Indian rockabilly guy impression at dinner

me: but

gf: no buts

(hours pass, taking my first sip of beer for the meal)

me: {so much more racistly than I practiced} well it is a one, too, tree oh clock, foor oh clock rock,

Grown up sized white baby I’m friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice…ooh chile😂

Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby.

never gave a single shit about Southern All Stars but i have been listening to Miss Brand-New Day like twice a day for weeks now
youtu.be/FiDaqa4xKbU

occasional reminder that all my content is now over on bluechew's revolutionary new social media platform and i just check this hellscape reflexively because i've touched the stove so many times my hand is fused to the burner coil

honest first reaction to dude on the left was 'is that dead aussie p*do Rolf Harris?'

the D&D table is barely tolerating my new character Suckguzzle Blackmud, the Koffee Kobold

any area friends going to found footage fest in KC on sunday?

remember me, Eddie? when i ordered your appetizer i talked JUST... LIKE... THIS!!!

several weeks deep in a Tommy February/Heavenly revival

borat voice