just found one of these on the ground and truly did not realize they still made them anymore??

> new doctor prescribed a drug I didn’t need or ask for and by all accounts is probably actively unhelpful for the condition I’m trying to treat and when I asked if it had side effects she said no > google it > significant correlation between drugs in its class and dementia

like many americans, i usually wait to see who dick cheney endorses before deciding how to vote

dispatches from Austin

the haters (my executive dysfunction) said it couldn’t be done but I am pleased to announce that I did finally obtain a new passport a full year and a half after posting this. still working on that massive book pile though

when it’s time to make your silly little to do list and complete your silly little tasks

Coeur de Lion by Ariana Reines

literally everything that I have learned about this person has been against my will

instagram should just get rid of public likes at this point too so I don’t have to lose respect for everyone I know instantly clapping like trained seals whenever a celebrity chimes in to Save Our Democracy

just remembered how British people say “hotting up” instead of “heating up” and “treble” instead of “triple”

you already know phoebe bridgers must be counting her lucky stars now that there’s an even more insufferable overexposed indie hoe to take the crown

gonna tell my kids this was charli xcx

the dichotomy between wanting a perfect body and perfect soul but also like two to three rocks margaritas and a basket of freshly salted tortilla chips

they should invent a mineral sunscreen that doesn’t take two million years to rub into your face

stumbled onto the part of twitter where people use terms like “digital Blackface” unironically

just found out that time makes you bolder, even children get older, and I’m getting older too

total rhode island victory