Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture…all the riches in Scotland. So I have one question, why are you here?
So the other day my dishwasher broke, and the doctor said, “Just make sure your wife doesn’t do anything and recovers properly.” Like wtf? How the hell are these dishes supposed to get clean?