Republicans think women are walking into abortion clinics like they’re Norm from Cheers

As a cis male the idea that, as a kid, just meeting a trans woman could have ‘groomed’ me into wanting to remove my penis is absolute bonkers

Going to watch both of Amazons Blockbuster movies

Why did Lionel Richie call it ‘Dancing on the Ceiling’ and not ‘The Jig is Up’?

It’s not that right wingers are angry, it’s what they’re angry about that baffles me. The world is burning around us and they’re yelling “THIS HALF FISH WOMAN ISN’T CAUCASIAN!” And I still haven’t forgotten the classic “POTATOES SHOULD HAVE A PENIS!”

“Can you explain the gap in you’re resume?” “I was in The Queue”

Years ago, before verified accounts were a thing, back when I was on Eastenders, I was contacted multiple times by parents of children who had been “conversing” with me online. 11-15 year old children that had been talking with a fake me. I was informed one of these children-

Maybe it’s because I’m English but my first thought was a different c word

Wanted to share my fav movie quotes ‘We’re gonna need a bigger boat’ - Titanic ‘Here’s looking at you kid’ - Benjamin Button ‘I’m walking here! I’m walking here!’ - Running Man

Happy Thanksgiving from everyone at the Kirkland Peanuts photoshop team

Maybe we could use a different shorthand for Bangladesh??

Anyone want to check back in with Lupe on this?

My daughter dropped her metal water bottle and it set off the car alarm of the Tesla parked across the street

Imagine being Jewish, Muslim or any other religion that isn’t Christian in NYC and being told you’re a grinch for not putting up Christmas lights

“It’s 10pm, do you know what your children’s assassination coordinates are?”

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A bright ray of light came through the window and my 2 yo noticed the dust in the air and now she’s acting like it’s her first time seeing snow.

The Logan Roy-Roy Kent ‘Fuck Off’ Off

People like this are the first to yell ‘SHEEPLE’ and then turn around and be mad at others living their unique selves

From the OJ Simpson memorial collection