If this is asked about your bank, you know you’re done.

My associate who exited is asking me to pull shit for him. How do I tell him to go fuck himself. He thinks we are friends

Doing work <<<going to beach and forwarding all my work to a first year

At one point, I though Sam Zell and Dan Peña was the same person. Rip to a legend

New group heads making me actually work now. Turns out it’s not fun

“I heard Phebe’s is where all the interns go. Let’s go to Phebe’s”. Oh how I wish to rewind to a simpler time

Never felt better giving a one day notice than today

Micro PE Idea: financing plastic surgery in Amsterdam with a preferred return in future earnings

Why even bother modeling something in finance when none of it matters

Why do all the partners at my firm have frown lines. It’s almost like they are sad at their job and it shows

The fact this job pays 100k means I’m 10000% in the wrong industry

Alright it’s one thing for me to be online all the time but why is my VP on. I thought private credit was chill gdi

Is my internship over yet, can I reenroll in undergrad just to feel young again

The “big 3”, “big 4” is overused. Ah yes, the “big 4” elevator companies how could I be so naive to think there are less prestigious elevator companies

The fact I don’t get past version 5 on a model anymore makes me sad. I miss my v186 models

Model in average weight decreasing by 10% !! EBITDA is UP 0.1% in 2029!

Boobles sitting good

“Fortunately, this business will benefit from cremation trends” how am I literally emailing this now