If you are an outsider at the BBC, becoming a nonce is a bold strategy for acceptance

It’s watching your uncle die. Avoid.

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger? Well the sinking of the titanic didn’t kill me but I’m somehow no stronger as a consequence

Agit-crap

Joy

Magical thinking, at best, cynical anti-mobility at worst. The link between the real problems and mooted solution seems very weak. I’m also pretty sure Oxford St has been made narrower and narrower, so “congestion” is self-fulfilling prophecy.

We’re still at the forefront of Europe, even outside the EU. Especially with the shit ideas.

How do you make a pager explode?

Perfectly reasonable. There isn’t a taxpayer funded budget for the PM’s concert tickets telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/…

I’m not sure I understand this. Could you dumb it down for me?

The real content of this argument is to stigmatise labour-saving devices. We should transcend chores and drudgery, not make virtues out of them.

I miss the colourful, theatrical Tory sleaze of old. Those stories had fun stuff in like cake or curtains or barnard castle. Labour’s sleaze is dull centrist sleaze. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

It’s Arsenal FFS. What would’ve happened if he sat in the stands? Been beaten up a gang of graphic designers?

I went to pay for a pint of milk and twix and there was a £5 black hole in my wallet

Using the contrasting example of French democracy, I have done a simple and brief explanation of how and why the EU is not a democracy, as it fails the most fundamental requirement to be one.

Gaslighting must be a real thing because there’s no way Matt the cartoonist is funny. I don’t care how many people claim otherwise.

Van Gogh cut Ruben’s nose off, the Titanic exploded when it landed on Plymouth Rock, Lee Harvey Oswald was assassinated by the coward Robert E Lee.