Transfer ban on the way. Point deduction on the way. 50 man squad. Sancho and Osimhen for £100m+ on deadline day? Fuck it. Why not.

Yeah it really hasn’t been. 90 minutes to go and nothing looking possible as it stands.

Jadon Sancho, you are HOME.

Jadon Sancho, you wanted us. That’s already a fantastic start now show the world how good you are at the greatest club in the world. One of us.

🚨 BREAKING: Victor Osimhen will NOT be joining Chelsea.

Victor Osimhen is not happening. Who is the panic buy in the next hour?

Nicolas Jackson and Marc Guiu being our only recognised strikers with a potential transfer ban looming.

Please Chelsea, just make sure the documents for Sterling are in on time. Please.

What a nice little life Haaland. Hope you’re happy ruining the game of football for the 3rd season in a row you weird robot.

ATHENS. BOOKED. 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷

Welcome to Chelsea, Enzo.

Bournemouth and West Ham away sorted alongside booking Athens for Panathinaikos all in the space of a couple of days. We are so back.

Over the last few months, I’ve put tweets out going against this man’s mentality and attitude to football. I’ll put my hands up and say I was wrong, the guy has genuinely proven me & I think a lot of us wrong so far this season and I’m desperate to see him get his reward. Noni.

This will be a Nike advert one day. Starboy.

Oh Roman, how we miss you 🤦‍♂️

😂😂😂

Thiago Silva back at home 🥲

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Noni Madueke has made his England debut 🦁 🦁 🦁