They should get one of those huge shirtless units at a pub from England to do it whose only political stance is he hates yanks

The moderators job is to moderate Imagine in any other type of contest the referee was allowed to kick a guy in the nuts whenever he felt like it

How

At the ripe age of 30 my mustache has become visible as long as I have a tan, and it looks badass Scunny says I have 1 hour to shave it

Buckweet 🇧🇷 mandatory post

Was called a pedo because I didn't think dating someone 1 day younger than you was wrong

Buckweet 🇧🇷

Hell yeah Chris Hanson, I liked them young and ripe (Born 6 months apart)

For the love of God can liberals learn to draft their slogans before printing them

Heterosexual katana

If both sides agree killing someone post birth is murder, then who are they even arguing with

Ive been on a constant downslope of followers since I put Brazil in my name as a joke, but lately ive been keeping it out of spite It doesn't help that i stopped caring about avoiding keywords that tank your accounts impressions

Do necrophiliacs put a decimal in their body count

Bikinis are for the public eye Underwear is exciting because you feel like you saw someone's treasure they only let special people see

The left defending poaching was not on my bingo card

Nobody hated them, it's just objectively a hilarious photo Pretty sure someone found their Instagram and it was satire too

Linnea doesn't find it attractive when my eyes become red and swollen from poor sleep and working past my bedtime

Buckweet 🇧🇷 Obviously sleep is the best solution, but get you an American psycho cold facemask to treat the symptoms instead